Frequently Asked Questions

In order to write this FAQ, I had to imagine that:

  1. lots of people are visiting this blog, and
  2. those people are asking me the same questions over and over

Since neither of those things are true, I am basically flattering myself by writing this. I’m am a legend in my own mind. Welcome to my delusions of grandeur!

Q. What’s this blog about?
A. Read this.

Q. Are you really 40?
A. I was 40 when I started this blog - a few days before my 41st birthday.

Q. Well, that’s dumb - you’re not 40 any longer.
A. That’s not a question. Besides, don’t you get that the name of this blog is a shameless attempt to tie into the popularity of the 40 Year Old Virgin movie? Duh.

Q. You sure don’t strike me as one of the more intelligent atheists out there.
A. And you are a genius for figuring that out? Oh, and can you please start asking actual questions?

Q. Are you trying to be funny, then?
A. Yes. No. Maybe. Sometimes. We’ll see. No pressure, huh?

I’m already bored of asking and answering my own questions. I guess I was wrong when I thought I’d have lots of witty, entertaining, engaging things to say about myself.